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City Work Crew's Slow Day

Tax dollars put to good use: 6 Safety Watchers to 1 Worker

City Work Crew's Slow Day thanks to Bob Tasse

City workers 'Work To Rule' in Gatineau, Quebec

When you need a 2 1/2 ft. street border, call on the city safety crew
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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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