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A Man Named Fred

So many degrees and so few last names

A Man Named Fred thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Does this Dingaling ring a bell?

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The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

Life is for one generation. A good name is forever. - Japanese proverb

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

When they go besmearing the name of a great linebacker. - Archie Bunker

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers. - Marshall McLuhan

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

To understand a name you must be acquainted with the particular of which it is a name. - Bertrand Russell

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson. - Mark Twain

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz


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