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A Man Named Fred

So many degrees and so few last names

A Man Named Fred thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Does this Dingaling ring a bell?

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A good name will shine forever. - Proverb

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. - Joe Namath

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Murdered by a traitor and a coward whose name is not worthy to appear here. - Jesse James

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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