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30th 'Pearl' Wedding Anniversary of Trudy and Joe Defries

Wifey and the Joe-kster

30th 'Pearl' Wedding Anniversary of Trudy and Joe Defries thanks to joe-kster

30th 'Pearl' Wedding Anniversary of Trudy and Joe Defries thanks to joe-kster

We extend a very warm greeting to all of our family & friends who have been so supportive of us over the past 30 years!
PS: Updated to 44 years on 25-April-2018 - love you, Wifey!

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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