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Wrong Way Train

Train derail-meant - your last train ride

Wrong Way Train thanks to Karen Moore

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Last will and tentacle - Archie Bunker

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Threats are the last resort of a man with no vocabulary. - Tamora Pierce

In her last days, Gertrude Stein resembled a spoiled pear. - Gore Vidal

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy. - Jack Nicholson

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

Tell 'em we're all decreased - we went last night in a suicide pact. - Archie Bunker

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Here's a last bequest: I don't want that guy sayin' my last urology. - Archie Bunker

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

It is the familiar that usually eludes us in life. What is before our noses is what we see last. - William Barrett

Last year we said, "Things can't go on like this," and they didn't, they got worse. - Will Rogers

Beethoven's last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man. - Thomas Beecham

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in sixty-four seconds, and the one before in sixty-two. - David Coleman

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever. - Clarence Darrow

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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