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World's First Hard Hat

Womens Lib in prehistoric times

World's First Hard Hat thanks to Daniela Crisan

In a world before unions

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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