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Where There's Ice There's A Bear

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Where There's Ice There's A Bear thanks to Roy Taylor

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Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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