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Waterfall Moment

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Waterfall Moment thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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