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Start by starting. - Meryl Streep

Gentlemen, start your egos. - Billy Crystal

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. - Zig Ziglar

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. - Jack Nicholson

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

When you start with an insult and end with a compliment, most people only remember where you started. - Faydra D. Fields

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible. - St. Francis Of Assisi

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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