#1 humor site on the 'net

Waiting For Windows To Boot

Looking for a faster computer or a better relationship?

Waiting For Windows To Boot thanks to Gandhi Mukkavilli

QuotaBills
Start by starting. - Meryl Streep

If you want an audience, start a fight. - Gaelic Proverb

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

All things truly wicked start from innocence. - Ernest Hemingway

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. - Arthur Ashe

Where you start is not as important as where you finish. - Zig Ziglar

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Once you start describing nothingness, you end up with somethingness. - Mark Strand

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

There are two kinds of people - those who finish what they start and so on. - Robert Byrne

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

Every crucial experience can be regarded as a setback - or the start of a new kind of development. - Mary R Rinehart

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

When you start with an insult and end with a compliment, most people only remember where you started. - Faydra D. Fields

No one wakes up in the morning and says, "I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!" - Tricia Cunningham

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


Revolutionary Cooking

Fish View

Pilot Bike

Stealth Woman

1st Rolex

Dish Dryer

Young Mechanic

Angry Mathematician

McLobster

Cliff Walks

Reading Chair

Puzzle Ad

Feeding Time

Rural Free Delivery

Urban Camper

Fractured Foot or Hand?

Yolkswagon

March of the Penguins - Canadian Version

Shoelusion

Almost Done

Swim Vacation

Foot Circle

Sumo Fault

Psychic Fair