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Start by starting. - Meryl Streep

Start slow and taper off. - Walt Stack

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. - Arthur Ashe

Where you start is not as important as where you finish. - Zig Ziglar

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. - Zig Ziglar

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. - Jack Nicholson

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible. - St. Francis Of Assisi

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru


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