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Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

Keeping a close trim on the tree

Tree That's A Head Of Its Time thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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