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Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

Keeping a close trim on the tree

Tree That's A Head Of Its Time thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


Water Bomber Pilot

Car Paint

Scottish Haircut

The Definition Of Old

Redneck Pool Table

Clint Eastwood

Playing Through

Island Music

Arch Enemies

Firemen's Revenge

Pipeline Security

Gun Exhaust

Canadian Food Chain

Flintstone Drum Set

Bird Cage Illness

Grasping Shirt

Lip Clouds

Key Frame

Texas Office Chair

IKEA Food Size

It's A Cracker

Construction Clouds

Milk Conversion

Basketball Cake