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Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

Keeping a close trim on the tree

Tree That's A Head Of Its Time thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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