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Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

Keeping a close trim on the tree

Tree That's A Head Of Its Time thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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