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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Too long they've been gettin' the short end of the totem pole. - Archie Bunker

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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