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'Take Your Kid To Work' Day

Little Johnny wanted to hang out with his Dad

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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