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'Take Your Kid To Work' Day

Little Johnny wanted to hang out with his Dad

'Take Your Kid To Work' Day thanks to Roy Bishop

Next time Dad will buy a ticket for the ride

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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