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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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