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The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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