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This cat may be strong, but smell isn't everything

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump


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