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Staff Notice - Something Called Work

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Staff Notice - Something Called Work thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

In terms of being late or not starting at all, then it's never too late. - Alison Headley

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

I might have been given a bad break, but I've got an awful lot to live for. - Lou Gehrig

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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