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Staff Notice - Something Called Work

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Staff Notice - Something Called Work thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

In terms of being late or not starting at all, then it's never too late. - Alison Headley

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton


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