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Staff Notice - Something Called Work

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

However long the night, the dawn will break. - African Proverb

It's funnier to bend things than to break them. - WC Fields

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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