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Reverse Red-neck ... Feel The Burn

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Reverse Red-neck ... Feel The Burn thanks to Karen Moore

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

The reverse side also has a reverse side. - Japanese Proverb

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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