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Redneck's Open Range

Home On The Range - if you live in Wyoming

Redneck's Open Range thanks to Karen Moore

A sign of the times in the dust bowl

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies


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