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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

The two things that are going to make you a better baker without even trying are a scale and a thermometer in your oven. - Tom Douglas

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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