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Redneck's Open Range thanks to Karen Moore

A sign of the times in the dust bowl

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

The best armor is to keep out of range. - Italian Proverb

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The two things that are going to make you a better baker without even trying are a scale and a thermometer in your oven. - Tom Douglas

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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