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Parking Spot For Women

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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin


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