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New Lighting Standard for Apartment Buildings

One lantern fits all!

New Lighting Standard for Apartment Buildings thanks to Ron Kroeker

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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