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Negotiations Texas Style

Texas solves the Middle East Peace Process impasse

Negotiations Texas Style thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

How y'all settle things in Texas

President George W. Bush, center, discusses the Middle East peace process with Prime Minister Ariel Sharon of Israel, left, and Prime Minister of the Palestinian National Authority Mahmoud Abbas in Aqaba, Jordan, June 4, 2003

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower


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