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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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