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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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