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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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