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Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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