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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S Patton

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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