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Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug. - Archie Bunker

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Marrying is easy - it's housework that's hard. - Proverb

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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