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Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

High expectations are the key to everything. - Sam Walton

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Common sense is just as good a critic of the lottery as any statistical breakdown. - Hunter Baker

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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