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Life Sucks

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Life Sucks thanks to Karen Moore

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Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

Life is a series of commas, not periods. - Matthew McConaughey

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen Kaiser Clark

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it? - Josh Stern

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track. - David Coleman

It's never too late - in fiction or in life - to revise. - Nancy Thayer

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Asquith

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being. - Kevin Kruse

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

It was then that I realized I wasn't afraid to lose my life; I was afraid to lose the life I could've lived. - Amanda Nuri

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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