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Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it? - Josh Stern

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity. - Unknown

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - La Bruyere

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

A spouse or partner should enhance your life, not be your life; your life is your own. - Sukhi Burgen

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

If you live your life afraid because you're afraid to live, then you live no life at all. - Unknown

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley


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