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Johnny On The Pot's Plumber Truck

How to promote your business by sitting down on the job

Johnny On The Pot's Plumber Truck thanks to Cathy Young

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A plumber's idea of Cleopatra. - WC Fields

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown


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