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Japanese Yen for Downside Housing

Downside House in a Rightside World

Japanese Yen for Downside Housing thanks to Jan Newell

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Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare


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