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Impossible Object

Easy to draw but impossible to build

Impossible Object thanks to Joyce Welwood

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A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

The true champion believes in the impossible. - Unknown

There is nothing impossible to him who will try. - Alexander the Great

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

By asking for the impossible, obtain the best possible. - Italian Proverb

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Only someone who attempts the absurd can achieve the impossible. - Unknown

When you see into the invisible, you will dare to do the impossible! - John Paul Warren

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

No one ever gets far unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a day. - L Ron Hubbard

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. - Tommy Lasorda

To please everybody is impossible; were I to undertake it, I should probably please nobody. - George Washington

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible. - Arthur C. Clarke

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all. - J K Rowling

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields


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