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Impossible Object

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You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Perfection is impossible. Excellence is not. - Rob Feenie

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind. - Nora Ephron

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

When you see into the invisible, you will dare to do the impossible! - John Paul Warren

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Truth is as impossible to be soiled by any outward touch as the sunbeam. - John Milton

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

No one ever gets far unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a day. - L Ron Hubbard

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. - Tommy Lasorda

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible. - Unknown

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The impossible is only relevant to those who never attempt it, otherwise it is abstract and meaningless. - John Paul Warren

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all. - J K Rowling

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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