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Impossible Object

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You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

The impossible is often the untried. - Jim Goodwin

It's kind of fun to do the impossible. - Walt Disney

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

It always seems impossible until it's done. - Nelson Mandela

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer. - Unknown

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, "I'm possible"! - Audrey Hepburn

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible. - Unknown

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible. - Arthur C. Clarke

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The impossible is only relevant to those who never attempt it, otherwise it is abstract and meaningless. - John Paul Warren

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all. - J K Rowling

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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