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Impossible Object

Easy to draw but impossible to build

Impossible Object thanks to Joyce Welwood

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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

By asking for the impossible, obtain the best possible. - Italian Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Only someone who attempts the absurd can achieve the impossible. - Unknown

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, "I'm possible"! - Audrey Hepburn

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

It is impossible to imagine anything which better becomes a ruler than mercy. - Seneca

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

I'll tell them that on bad mornings, it feels impossible to take pleasure in anything because I'm afraid it could be taken away. - Suzanne Collins

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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