How To Transport Your 8-wheel Drive Vehicle
This is one mother-trucker of a load!
I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes
As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal
You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden
It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton