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How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y?

When the middle of the road could spell the end of the road

How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y? thanks to Gerry Hatala

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Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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