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How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y?

When the middle of the road could spell the end of the road

How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y? thanks to Gerry Hatala

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Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular. - George Bernard Shaw

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I'm owned by the people. I mean, I'm telling you, I'm no angel, but I'm gonna do right by them. - Donald Trump

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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