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How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y?

When the middle of the road could spell the end of the road

How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y? thanks to Gerry Hatala

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Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular. - George Bernard Shaw

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Bret Harte

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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