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Hoppy Easter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Three happy words: Paid in Full - the Joe-kster

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale


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