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Holding On To The Moon

Had a grip on the moon lately?

Holding On To The Moon thanks to Karen Moore

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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

I want you to hold it between your knees. - Jack Nicholson

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold. - William Butler Yeats

Edith, hold it! You are invading the issue. - Archie Bunker

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors. - Diana Cox

If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid of anything. Whatever you have been, you are mine now. I can hold you. - Peter S. Beagle

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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