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Holding On To The Moon

Had a grip on the moon lately?

Holding On To The Moon thanks to Karen Moore

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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Red Skelton

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

If you don't need something, rather than hold onto it, give it to someone who does. - Joe Segal

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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