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Holding On To The Moon

Had a grip on the moon lately?

Holding On To The Moon thanks to Karen Moore

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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

I’m a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge. - Robin Williams

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it, and never hold it. - Dagobert D. Runes

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

It is all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then. - Richard Armour

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

There is only what you want and what happens. There is only grabbing on and holding tight in the darkness. - Lauren Oliver

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

What chance gathers she easily scatters. A great person attracts great people and knows how to hold them together. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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