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Hell Does Freeze Over!

So, how cold is it at your place?

Hell Does Freeze Over! thanks to Karen Moore

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. - Robert Frost

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. - Donald Trump

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell. - Bertrand Russell

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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