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Frog Long Jumper's Rest Break

Frog jumper takes a break from the Olympic trials

Frog Long Jumper's Rest Break thanks to Karen Moore

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Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffet

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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