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Diverse Women Drivers

My wife's a diverse driver - the more she drives, diverse she gets

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Diverse Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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