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You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Always give 100%. Unless you're giving blood. - Unknown

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. - Winston Churchill

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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