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So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Always give 100%. Unless you're giving blood. - Unknown

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

The crimes of this guilty land will never be purged but with blood. - John Brown

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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