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Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages

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Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Wise is the man who knows he has enough. - Unknown

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits. - Woodrow Wilson

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it. - Upton Sinclair

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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