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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand CĂ©line

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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