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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers


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