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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

When kids can let it all hang out

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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