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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit thanks to Warren Ralston

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Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Truly intelligent men know better than to take themselves too seriously. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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