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Which Way To Go?

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Which Way To Go? thanks to Karen Moore

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Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure. - William Feather

There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing. - Aristotle

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

One way to sell a consumer something in the future is simply to get his or her permission in advance. - Seth Godin

There is only one way to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it. - Dale Carnegie

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him.
If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook. - Groucho Marx

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash

A man who is used to acting in one way never changes; he must come to ruin when the times, in changing, no longer are in harmony with his ways. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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