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What Animals Dream Of

Living in an animal's dream world

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

What Animals Dream Of thanks to Josh Marnier

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My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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