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Trucks with 'Down' Syndrome

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Trucks with 'Down' Syndrome thanks to Dick Brighton, North Vancouver, B.C.

Trucks with 'Down' Syndrome thanks to Dick Brighton, North Vancouver, B.C.

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Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors. - Diana Cox

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

Poverty is uncomfortable; but nine times out of ten the best thing that can happen to a young man is to be tossed overboard and compelled to sink or swim. - James A. Garfield

I refuse to sink - it means that, even though you are weighed down by problems or sadness, and you should be going under, you're not. So you symbolize the anchor but you're not sunken down. - Karey Metcalf


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