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Sunday Drive in the Country

Taking the ladies for a drive in the good old days

Sunday Drive in the Country thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Is it just me, or do the rest of you long for the days when taking the wife and mother-in-law out for a Sunday drive in the country wasn't so bad? Life was so simple back then...

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle


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