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Sunday Drive in the Country

Taking the ladies for a drive in the good old days

Sunday Drive in the Country thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Is it just me, or do the rest of you long for the days when taking the wife and mother-in-law out for a Sunday drive in the country wasn't so bad? Life was so simple back then...
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Fate is character. - William Winter

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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