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Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

The soul of conversation is sympathy. - Thomas Campbell

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

Wherever you stand, be the soul of that place. - Rumi

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible


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