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Soul Repair

Shoe repair that will dye for you

Soul Repair thanks to Karen Moore

Food for your soles

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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

My soul is still Irish. - Ciaran Hinds

Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Re-examine all you have been told. Dismiss what insults your soul. - Walt Whitman

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler


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