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Soul Repair

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Soul Repair thanks to Karen Moore

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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

The soul of conversation is sympathy. - Thomas Campbell

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles. - Alex Karras

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

Only passions, great passions, can elevate the soul to great things. - Diderot

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

Because the soul is progressive, it ne3ver quite repeats itself, but in every act attempts the production of a new and fairer whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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