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Shcool Crossing

Some schools hire ex-grads for improvements

Shcool Crossing thanks to Henry Wiens

Does the sign look backward to you, George?

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To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. - Unknown

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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