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Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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