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Puzzle Makers

Getting internal help to solve the jigsaw puzzle

Puzzle Makers thanks to Roy Bishop

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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