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A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

As you grow older, if you don't move, you won't move. - Yvonne Dowlen

A person doesn't have to change who he is to become better. - Sidney Poitier

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. - Indira Gandhi

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

Honesty is not only the first step toward greatness, it is greatness itself. - Christian Nestell Bovee

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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