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Mozambique Lion Warning

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Mozambique Lion Warning thanks to Sylvia Broadhurst

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The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

If you can't be a good example, be a warning. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine Aird

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

We are just tenants on this earth. We have been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord. - Unknown

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump


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