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You're my favorite mistake. - Sheryl Crow

Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Never mistake endurance for hospitality. - Unknown

Don't mistake activity with achievement. - John Wooden

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery. - Samuel Smiles

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is a capital mistake to theorise before one has data. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little. - Edmund Burke

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only little. - Edmund Burke

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde

I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake. - Steven Wright

Men are apt to mistake the strength of their feeling for the strength of their argument. The heated mind resents the chill touch and relentless scrutiny of logic. - William Gladstone

I don't think I've made mistakes. Every time somebody said I made a mistake, they do the polls and my numbers go up, so I guess I haven't made any mistakes. - Donald Trump

Aristotle could have avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth than men, by the simple device of asking Mrs. Aristotle to keep her mouth open while he counted. - Bertrand Russell


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