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Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Never mistake endurance for hospitality. - Unknown

Never mistake activity for achievement. - John Wooden

Don't mistake activity with achievement. - John Wooden

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery. - Samuel Smiles

It is a capital mistake to theorise before one has data. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little. - Edmund Burke

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only little. - Edmund Burke

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde

I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake. - Steven Wright

The greatest mistake in the treatment of diseases is that there are physicians for the body and physicians for the soul, although the two cannot be separated. - Plato

Men are apt to mistake the strength of their feeling for the strength of their argument. The heated mind resents the chill touch and relentless scrutiny of logic. - William Gladstone

Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic. - Thomas Szasz

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant

I don't think I've made mistakes. Every time somebody said I made a mistake, they do the polls and my numbers go up, so I guess I haven't made any mistakes. - Donald Trump

Aristotle could have avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth than men, by the simple device of asking Mrs. Aristotle to keep her mouth open while he counted. - Bertrand Russell


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