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Microslave: You're Not Going Anywhere Today

Feel captive to your computer apps?

Microslave: You're Not Going Anywhere Today thanks to Mike King

When you can't seem to get away from your computer

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Be not a slave of words. - Thomas Carlyle

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

To educate a man is to unfit him to be a slave. - Frederick Douglass

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Hunger is felt by a slave and hunger is felt by a king. - Ashanti Proverb

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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