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How To Reduce Complaints at Work

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Management is nothing more than motivating people. - Lee Iacocca

Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings. - Dr. Samuel Johnson

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nothing is predestined. The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings. - Ralph Blum

The acceptance of certain realities doesn't preclude idealism. It can lead to certain breakthroughs. - Rem Koolhaas

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide


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