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Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings. - Dr. Samuel Johnson

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. - Carl Jung

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

The acceptance of certain realities doesn't preclude idealism. It can lead to certain breakthroughs. - Rem Koolhaas

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Self confidence is the most attractive quality a person can have. How can anyone see how awesome you are if you can't see it yourself? - Unknown

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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