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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings. - Dr. Samuel Johnson

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The President is going to lead us out of this recovery. It will happen. - Dan Quayle

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Whenever you find whole world against you just turn around and lead the world. - Unknown

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Be courteous to all, but intimate with few; and let those be well-tried before you give them your confidence. - George Washington

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Self confidence is the most attractive quality a person can have. How can anyone see how awesome you are if you can't see it yourself? - Unknown

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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