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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Only the prepared speaker deserves to be confident. - Dale Carnegie

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others. - Hasidic Proverb

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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