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How To Reduce Complaints at Work

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What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that. - Groucho Marx

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Tough decisions... if you can't make them, you can't lead. - John C Maxwell

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well too. - David Storey

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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