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Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

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So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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