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Hollywood is an asylum run by the inmates. - Laurence Stallings

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton. - Dan Duva

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals. - Ronnie Corbett

One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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